Funnels are sexy in pitch decks. Top. Middle. Bottom. Convert. Scale. But here’s what they look like in real life: • Traffic sources firing in 12 directions • Disconnected landing pages built by interns • A CRO test from 6 months ago still “running” • Attribution...

There’s a moment in nearly every growth meeting where someone throws out a number like it’s gospel: “CAC is $48.” “LTV is $900.” “Blended ROAS is 2.3x.” And I always ask one thing: “How do you know?” Because most brands I walk into are flying blind with dashboards...

Chaos to Grow Most brands don’t actually have a growth strategy. They have a collection of tasks dressed up like a plan. “Run Facebook ads.” “Hire an affiliate agency.” “Redo the landing page.” “Launch on Amazon.” “Test TikTok.” That’s not a strategy. That’s a to-do...